Anybody who has watched David Letterman, or knows anything about his show, has heard about the infamous Top 10 Lists. They happen on every single show with varying list titles. So, here for you, I have my very own list. For the record this was the idea of my dietitian....no promises on good this will be.
The Top Ten Ways You Know You Are In Recovery (or at least I know I am)
10. You know you are in recovery when you try to stay up late and then wonder how you used to exercise all night....man life is tiring.
9. You know you are in recovery when pasta is your new best friend (how did I live without it!?!?!)
8. You know you are in recovery when you get annoyed when people think you don't eat
7. You know you are in recovery when you can pretty much say you've tried every kind of peanut butter
6. You know you are in recovery when losing weight is more stressful than rewarding (talk about anxiety)
5. You know you are in recovery when you exercise and then go eat pizza with your friends because calories are fun little energy bugs
4. You know you are in recovery when you have your own pints of ice cream (do not touch my Ben and Jerry's.)
3. You know you are in recovery when having clothes be too big makes you so mad and scared rather than proud and excited
2. You know you are in recovery when feeling your bones is the last thing you want to happen (bruises everywhere? no thanks. More things to bang on gymnastics stuff...yeah no)
1. You know you are in recovery when you no longer view your dietitian as an evil little troll with a scale and food talk.
Stay Strong
xo Aria
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